The Omlet Blog Archives: April 2019

8 Quotes Every Chicken Keeper Can Relate To

1. ”I’m thinking of selling the TV, I just watch the chickens anyway.”

2. “I’m feeling a bit low today, so I’m just going to hang out with the chickens for a bit.”

3. “Yes, we had a lovely holiday. But I spent most of it worrying about my chickens.”

4. “Sorry I’m late, I just had to check on my chickens before I left.”

5. “I tried to have a lie in this morning, but my chickens were hungry.”

6. “A day when I don’t get to hug a chicken is not a day worth living.”

7. Colleagues: So, have you got any exciting plans for the weekend?
Me: Chickens.

8. Me then: 3 sounds like a good number of chickens.
Me now: ????????????

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This entry was posted in Chickens on April 17th, 2019 by sammorley