20 signs of a pampered pooch 

It’s the year 2025 — of course we’ve all become our dogs’ personal butlers. From homemade treats to pet store dog toy sprees, we would do anything for our pups. Do we spoil our dogs? Probably. Does it matter? Probably not. But for those of us taking stock, here are 20 signs of a pampered pooch. 

20 tell-tale signs that you’re spoiling your dog 

Dogs appreciate a good spoiling, and as long as it doesn’t jeopardize their health and wellbeing — why not? We all indulge our dogs’ deepest (or even fleeting) desires, but there are some signs that your doggie-devotion is over-the-top. Think you’re in this “extra” category? Here are the signs. 

• Here for the snacks 

Open your pantry to find nothing but pup treats? The good news: that means you’re rationing your dog’s intake — bravo! The bad news: now you have to go to the store for human-fare. 

• Pet store shopping sprees  

Taking your dog to the pet store is one thing. It’s another thing entirely to line up an assortment of toys to let them pick one (or 5) out to bring home. 

• Sprinkler splurges 

If you buy a new sprinkler for your backyard just because your dog enjoys them — and not because your grass needs watering — your dog might have you wrapped around their little paw. 

• Novelty toys 

With novelty shapes, character themes, and tantalizing textiles, who can’t resist a new dog toy? It’s really more for you than for them anyway…

• Grooming goals 

You look forward to your dog’s spa days as much as your own. Now that’s devotion. 

• Healthy (dog) treats 

Your dog’s treats are all organic, sustainably sourced, and packed with vitamins and minerals — while yours are decidedly not. 

• Pup plans 

Your afternoon of DIY projects has disappeared, dedicated instead to doling out belly rubs, playing fetch, and going for a walk to say hello to the park ducks. 

• Inverted inventory 

The freezer is full of yummy offerings — for your dog. No ice cream or popsicles for humans are to be found. 

• Biscuit baking 

You’ve spent two hours in the kitchens baking up the latest canine culinary creations for your dog and their closest friends. Looks like it’s store-bought cupcakes for your kids’ next event. 

•  Forfeiting furniture 

Your dog might not physically boot you from your favorite spot, but their adorable appearance curled up in your chair is enough to send you in search of another seat. 

• Canine curations 

The show currently on the TV isn’t for you — it’s for your dog. That’s ok, you can use the time to catch up on your crochet project, which is of course a sweater for your pup. 

• Pooch presents 

You spend as much time and effort purchasing and hiding your dogs’ presents as you do your human family members. 

• Pup-themed priorities 

When you have a lull during your business trip, you call to check-in with the dog sitter — which may coincidentally be your significant other or best friend — and the first thing you ask is “How’s the dog?” 

• Self care for canines 

You’re a master at doggie-massage and homeopathic remedies, but rely heavily on coffee and a prayer for your own self-care. 

• Doggie dinner times 

Planning dinner? Of course you’ve already thought about your canine companion eating first so you can both sit and enjoy the latest dog documentary. 

• Beauty budget 

Your dog’s yearly salon expenses are more than your own. 

• Dog-friendly dining 

You know all of the restaurants that allow pups on the patio, and make a list of dog-friendly dining options for every town you visit. 

• Your pup has a pad 

Your dog’s “room” under the stairs was planned and decorated with more care than your own bedroom. 

• Canine confidant 

Like a true best friend, you don’t want to offload your drama onto your dog because you don’t want them to worry. But since your dog is your best friend, they listen with rapt attention — and won’t be the least bit bothered by any embellishments.  

• Dog-friendly destinations 

You’ve taken yet another trip that catered to canines. But it’s hard to find a better travel buddy when your dog is up for any adventure. 

Omlet and your dog 

The moral of the story is that as long as it doesn’t result in overeating, over-stressing, or over-exercising, does it really count as spoiling? Your dog won’t feel spoiled by these acts of devotion — only loved. Top off your pooch’s preferential treatment with dreamy dog beds, comfortable canine crates, and other dog products that show them just how much they mean to you. 

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