10 Things Every Dog Parent is Guilty of Saying

Our puppy colleague, Esme, has reminded us all of the crazy things we say to or about our dogs. Only truly crazy dog parents will be guilty of saying these things…and also happily admit to it. If you think of someone while reading these, make sure you name and shame them on social media at @omletusa using #OmletPets.

“Can I work from home today?”

“Why?”

“My dog gets lonely…”

“Oh, don’t worry the dog will clean it up…”

“Go potty, go ahead”

“Sorry I’m late, my dog was -”

“Oh my God, my dog did the cutest thing this morning…”

“Sorry, she’s a licker”

“LOOK AT YOUR LITTLE FACE!”

“OH I MISSED YOU TOO!”

“Who’sacutiewootiethenyesyou’reacutiewootieyesyouare”

“Hey, you free tonight?”

“No, I’m cuddling my dog.”

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